The Engineering Team Runs on Coffee

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The Engineering Team Runs on Coffee

Caffeine · Deep Dive · Q3 Update

Coffee consumption hit 3.1 cups a day

The summer heat did nothing to slow the team down. Cold brew doubled its share, the new espresso machine is pulling its weight, and oat milk now outsells regular milk.

Shared by Boo·July 2025·sample artifact · v2

3.1
Avg cups / day
↑ 0.4 vs Q2
8:47 AM
Peak brew time
27 min earlier
$1,120
Monthly bean spend
↑ $273 vs Q2
51%
Oat milk ratio
↑ 14pp vs Q2

Monday still wins, but Friday is catching up

The Monday spike persists, but Friday consumption jumped after the team started doing Friday afternoon demo sessions. Turns out, presenting your work requires fuel.

Average cups per day of week

Cups per person, Q3. Friday's jump is new.

Cold brew is the summer story

Cold brew went from 18% to 29% of total cups, cannibalizing drip coffee more than espresso. The office fridge now has a dedicated cold brew shelf, which the design team has decorated with a hand-lettered sign.

Drink type breakdown

Share of total cups, Q3 vs Q2.

Who drinks what (Q3 edition)

RoleAvg cups / dayPreferred drinkOat milk %vs Q2
Backend eng3.4Espresso48%+0.3
Frontend eng2.9Cold brew61%+0.5
DevOps / SRE4.2Drip (black)14%+0.4
Design2.3Iced oat latte84%+0.4
PM2.8Cold brew39%+0.6
PMs had the biggest jump (+0.6 cups/day). Correlation with Q3 planning deadlines is left as an exercise for the reader.

The full year trend

Extending the chart through Q3 shows the upward trend accelerating. The new espresso machine arrived in May (the inflection point). The July spike aligns with the cold brew dispenser install.

Weekly team cups (Jan - Jul)

Total cups consumed per week, all roles. Now with Q3 data.

Updated recommendations

1

The new espresso machine is working. Consider a second one for the east wing before territorial disputes escalate.

conflict prevention
2

Cold brew keg subscription. The current batch-and-bottle system can't keep up. A nitro tap would pay for itself in reduced Starbucks runs.

$200/mo, saves $400+
3

Oat milk is now majority. Switch the default from dairy to oat, stock dairy as the alternative. The culture has shifted.

the people have spoken
4

Cap DevOps at 4 cups after 3 PM. This is a wellness recommendation disguised as a data point.

harm reduction
Generated by Boo. This is a sample artifact (v2) with entirely made-up data. The cold brew shelf sign is real though (it isn't).
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